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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? A: Because he was General Electric."

"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"

"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."

"Having sex is like you're doing fractions it is improper for the larger one to be on top"

"what sorcery is this? How does my VLC player know its christmas ????"

"How did the anus win against the race car driver? He rectum"

"[opens lunchbox] YOGURT?!? o no... that means... [my dad is at the office surounded by men and women in suits asking if they can hav a dunkaroo]"

"My friends eyes are so skewed.. [Original Joke] He looks like a cow"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and kept in the freezer."

"What do you call a joke without a punchline??"