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Joke of the Day
"I call her Magnet... She's attractive from the back, but repulsive from the front."
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"We've all been there. In your mom, that is."
"elephant: i'm thirsty, how do i drink mother nature: inhale water & squirt it from ur nose directly into ur mouth elephant: what the hell"
"All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face."
"How does an ethiopian open a beer? With his ribs"
"I had a blind date tonight Her name was "
"Do you think George Clooney has an iTunes playlist called Clooney Tunes?"
"Just looked at the price of baby strollers. I think were gonna have an indoor baby."
"Life is like a silent fart Pfft."
"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Batman's parents."