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Joke of the Day

"Just when you think the celebrity deaths are done for 2016, Wham! there's one more."

"Bae: come over Me: can we ever have normal conversations Bae: my parents aren't home Me: why can't you just ask how good my day was for once"

"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."

"Yo momma's so fat... .. when she fell out of bed, it was detected by LIGO."

"If you think you're having a bad day.. just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom"

"What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!"

"*Me getting pulled over* Me:license and registration please? Guy police officer :I pulled u over.. Me:do u really want to argue with me?"

"I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal."

"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."

"Pizza jokes are all about delivery."