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Joke of the Day

"The human body is 98% water. So I'm not fat, Just well hydrated."

"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""

"Is it okay to joke about suicide? Or is it too much of a nooseance..."

"what is american soup made from? laughing stock"

"I think my favorite MLK Day tradition is giving pans of ex-lax laced brownies to all the local racist organizations."

"God and Lazarus God said to Lazarus, ""Come forth, and receive eternal life!"" However, Lazarus came fifth and received a toaster."

"[interview] Okay, don't let him know ur a vampire. ""What kind of person do u see when u look in the mirror?"" OH COME ON"

"A very tall and handsome man walks into a bar and suffers a mild concussion."

"McDonald's should start gearing ads toward their target audience: husky toddlers and seagulls."

"[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child. he said it was probably a Freudian slip."