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Joke of the Day
"He's street smart. Sesame Street smart."
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"Yo mama is so fat... Yo mama is so fat She needs three extra syllables To fit in a haiku"
"My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears."
"My arms sometimes get tired during sex and I drop my phone on my face."
"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."
"What do Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton have in common? They blew a seal."
"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."
"A child asks his dad... Child: ""Dad, how high is that building?"" Building: ""If I'm already built, why am I called a building?"" Dad: ""Pretty damn high."""
"Why do handicapped people wear shoes? Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye."
"A cop pulled me over because he thought I was talking on a cell phone but really I was just rubbing a slice of pizza on the side of my face"