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Joke of the Day
"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than throwing them a surprise party."
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"Did you know, If you get everyone in the UK to lie head to toe in a line across the English channel... ...They would probably drown"
"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"I just licked guacamole off my elbow. Yup."
"My uncle performed circumcisions... He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase."
"People that type in all caps are... Capitalists."
"A snake is what happens when a string goes ""what if I was alive and had a weird mad looking head"""
"He: is this love or what? She: What."
"When it comes to sex, when is a man the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During. Because your plugged into a ""know it all."""
"Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors? Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!"