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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
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"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"
"My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I always relate everything to Batman. What a Joker."
"There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars"
"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."
"My elderly narcoleptic neighbour burst into tears when I told her Davy Jones had died. I said ""Cheer up, sleepy Jean"""
"Grandson is having sex with his grandma The father walks in and says, Son! Your fucking with my mother! The grandson replys: so! You fuck mine all the time and i dont tell you shit!"
"Speaking from one deaf man to another, ......... ""what?"""
"Every year there is a race from one side of Sweden to the other... They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line."
"Hey girl whats your sine? It must be 90 degrees because you're the 1."