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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to sex, when is a man the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During. Because your plugged into a ""know it all."""

"The best advice I can give to Black Friday shoppers is to come early and take a shit by the door so everyone tracks it in."

"Lucky Friend My friend called my up the other day, happy that he finally got to cum on his wife's face. That's the benefit of an open-casket funeral."

"Did you hear about the man from the experimental group that was arrested? He was out of control."

"What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator."

"How can you tell if a Volcano is Jewish? It has a build up of shmagma around the rim."

"What did the man say when his boss asked him to deal with some potassium? K."

"I'm a wreck if I don't get my full 18 hours of sleep"

"Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because his class was so bright!"

"My wife has a book on homeopathy I've only read the blurb on the back, but I think I know everything I need to know about it."