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Joke of the Day

"A: Took my temperature today. B: Oh really? A: No, rectally."

"What did the slutty interstate say to the porche? I got curbs!"

"Google... qrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5"

"""It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"" - gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker"

"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"I cannot even tell you how huge my penis is Doctors have tried their most powerful microscopes to find it, with no success so far"

"Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day....."

"It was karaoke night. My friend chose to sing, ""We Are Young"". He sung it horribly. So I told him, ""You're no fun."" I'll show myself out."

"This joke is like a never ending stairway. This joke is like a never ending stairway, it leads up to nothing"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that little thing?!"""