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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working."

"A riddle or a joke? You are at a party with over 100 people, how can you tell which one is a pilot? He'll tell you."

"Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse? Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back."

"What do you call it if a white person robs you? Capitalism"

"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."

"Friend: I want a baby. Me: Remember when your neighbor was practicing the clarinet at 1AM? It's like that, but you can't call the cops."

"What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons"

"Who invented cereals? Chris P."

"What do you call someone who commits piracy? Neckbeard the pirate"