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Joke of the Day
"Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: ""Jake, from State Farm""."
Next Joke
"So thankful I wasn't molested as a child, but think it's weird no one tried. Was it my fault??"
"People always ask why i wear a hoodie in the middle of June. I tell them ""Winter is coming."""
"They say don't go to a grocery store when you're hungry But I ran out of food a week ago"
"i know how hard it must have been for my parents to tell me there was no santa because i just had to tell my parents there's no jesus"
"We are gathered here today because Somebody ""glares at coffin "" couldn't stay alive."
"Friends with an ex? I don't even want to be friends with my friends."
"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."
"What did the gay man say at the bar? ""Hey, can I push in your stool?"""
"You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text."