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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that little thing?!"""
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!!"
"A friend confided in me about a peculiar birthmark on his butt. I told his secret to my friends for a laugh. I am Julian AssStrange."
"What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers Edit: Wooo gold!"
"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."
"My friend asked me why I act so insecure when he would talk to my girlfriend. I don't remember what my answer was, but their son Malcolm turns two next month."
"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."
"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying, but right now I'm really jealous of deaf people."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel."
"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"