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Joke of the Day

"Google... qrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5"

"Did you hear about the witch who ate 10 packs of gum? She had some double bubble toilet trouble."

"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."

"""Name him Mufasa, it means ""king"" in Manazoto. And uh, we'll call HIM Scar. Because his face."" Simba's grandparents were the real villains."

"I need a new therapist. After a long session with my therapist describing all my various problems, she asked if I'd ever considered suicide. When I said no, she replied ""Well, you should."""

"I've always admired a man in a uniform who is soft, sweet and tender. I guess my perfect match is the Stay Puft Marshmellow man."

"What is Obama's least favourite instrument in an orchestra? The Trumppence"

"Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie."

"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today..... I said stop wasting your time, we should be concentrating on locking them up."

"Oh I thought you said VANILLA folder. Haha classic mix up. Seriously though take your folder it's melting."