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Joke of the Day
"No matter how kind you think you are... German kids are always kinder"
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"What do you call a crush on a fat person? An inFATuation"
"''Ah fuck it"" -Me. Making decisions."
"How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger? Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette."
"I watched a documentary on marijuana ..... .... It was very enjoyable. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls."
"[vacuuming] Pick up your feet please. Kid on sofa: No! Ok *sucks kid into vacuum feet first* *turns to next kid* Pick up your feet please."
"In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with ""Alpha Mail."""
"Sometimes when I look into the toilet I realize that I'm not a regular guy."
"Necrophilia So my parents recently forced me to go to a psychiatrist for my necrophiliac thoughts. Having sex with a dead girl was just a nail in the coffin."