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Joke of the Day
"It was such a hard core lesbian bar... even the pool table didn't have balls."
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"Girls are like blackjack... I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14."
"`Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked? No shirt, no shoes, no service."
"Boy: Do you have fever? Girl: No why? Boy: Cause you look hot!!!!!"
"Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America, so instead she became a Miss Ogynist."
"Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom? Because it's waaay easier to swallow"
"What's the best thing about finger blasting a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"""What'd you do this weekend?"" I was shooting craps. ""Oh you went to a casino?"" *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah."
"*wife and I start having an argument in a crowded restaurant* *she storms out upset* *I follow* Outside: ""DINE AND DASH SUCCESS!"" *high 5*"
"My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime... I haven't heard from him since."