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Joke of the Day
"In light of Google becoming Alphabet, Gmail will be replaced with ""Alpha Mail."""
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"I like my women like how I like my White House... No Bush!!!!"
"What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report? She grated it."
"*goes through crush's phone when he dies* *gets out ouija board* ""who is Emma"""
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt"
"What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery? He went on furlong-er."
"Two blondes in a hole Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It's expensive, you don't like half of it, and sometimes you can give the whole thing to a woman and she still wont have sex with you."
"Why do so many guys spit in urinals? Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener."
"Some people call me a horse... and to those people I say neigh."