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Joke of the Day
"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"
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"[covered in olive oil, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices] Professor: ""That's just not what I meant when I said ""come prepared""..."""
"I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta"
"What's the best way to prepare baby food? Shake'n bake."
"Asking me if I want a bag for the box of tampons I just bought is like asking me if they're for here or to go."
"What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."
"Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order."
"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""