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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual."
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"A baby is a horrible paper weight because it just keeps rolling off the desk."
"The people who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls."
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything."
"How to discipline your rock *you hit rock bottom*"
"Why did the chicken fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!"
"Have you heard the new Jingle for Subway? Five... five toddlers... five toddlers, touched dongs... pedo pedo pedo!"
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves. Made by slaves."
"Give a man a fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."