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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, but I'm thinking of you."
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"A person walks into a hospital wearing nothing but plastic wrap around his genitals. The front desk clerk says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Why can't women explain feminism to men? Because they need a man to do it for them"
"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, the pH level of a pineapple can not sustain life."
"What do horses hope for on election day? A stable economy"
"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"
"Fun prank: ONLY explain gay marriage to your kids and then watch other people try to explain their weird straight marriages."
"Huh? Guess I must've got drunk and married Google at some point. I can barely get a word out now before it tries to finish my sentence."
"Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children? He prefers them shaken, not stirred."
"I'm smiling. This should scare you."