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Joke of the Day
"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential."
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"What's the most embarrassing part about Hillary Clinton's emails? The Nigerian Prince actually came through with the money transfer."
"*says grace before snorting a fat rail of cocaine*"
"A man walked into his bedroom and saw his wife cheating on him with an Indian man... The man yells ""is this some kind of Sikh joke?"""
"Did you hear about that new Jewish car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up!"
"Oral sex makes your day but... Anal makes your whole week"
"What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan."
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"What do you call a black guy who plays the piano? a pianist"