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Joke of the Day

"Who burns their own city down? The people of Ferguson."

"Deep Thoughts Do you think that, when two police officers are having sex, they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?"

"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""

"Police station toilet stolen Officers say they have nothing to go on"

"What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice? A ricest."

"New low: Looking in my purse and seeing my TV remote."

"A B-grade nursing student asked the Professor of Urology for his opinion of her ""Urinate"""

"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."

"I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said ""sit"" too many times Edit: shit didn't proofread the title, *an* not *am*"

"Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union? They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin."