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Joke of the Day

"""What is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" "" I don't know, what is the difference between a burger and a blow job?"" ""Let's go to lunch!"""

"I lost my job at the hospital today for sexual assault.... It's not my fault that they put up a sign that said, 'stroke patients downstairs'."

"They should invent an alarm clock that if you hit the snooze button more than 3 times it automatically calls in sick for you."

"What does Nic Cage have in common with Asian fathers? Oh God, not the B's! Not the B's!"

"NO one Loves me .... No one hates me Forveralone"

"Daughter is acting so rude I'm not sure she's even mine. Think my wife may have cheated on me with YouTube's comments section."

"What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square? 36"

"If human civilization had a narrator it would just be some guy repeating ""Little did they know..."" over and over and over."

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? They both require chains to work. (no offense to black people intended)"

"My top 5 yoga positions 5 Napping Warrior 4 Downward Spiral 3 Crying Plank 2 Farting Tree 1 Drunk Hasselhoff"