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Joke of the Day
"I'm a devout Catholic with a sex addiction. I'm a hole-y fucker."
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"Why are Werewolves such pessimists? They refuse to look at the silver lining."
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"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."
"If ""you are what you eat"" Why is cannibalism considered to be inhuman?"
"What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men? broosts"
"If you're famous and your name suddenly becomes a Twitter trending topic, you are probably dead."
"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"
"You hear some creature making noises in the distance. ""Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!"" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear? A duck. ... with hiccups."
"What's a paralympian's worst nightmare? Testing positive for WD-40"