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Joke of the Day

"You hear some creature making noises in the distance. ""Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!"" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear? A duck. ... with hiccups."

"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."

"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"

"Describing a female colleague to your GF, saying ""you know, the hot blond"" is conducive to sofa sleeping."

"Why do people wish they had a nickel for every time something happens instead of 5 MILLION DOLLARS?"

"You thought the co-workers on your floor are happy That guy coming out of the elevator is on a whole other level"

"""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" ""Oh look, it's sleeping!"" -every trip to the zoo, ever"

"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."

"""Because Fuck you, that's why!"" is a perfectly legitimate response to any question."

"I hear Christian girls give really good moral."