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Joke of the Day

"You hear some creature making noises in the distance. ""Quick! Quick! Quick, quick, quick!"" you hear it exclaim. What kind of beast is it you hear? A duck. ... with hiccups."

"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."

"Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?"

"What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know"

"The town I'm in has chickens roaming around freely. I hear that our dog went chasing one a while ago, but nobody can tell me the date. I don't know when she ran a fowl."

"If you don't believe that Love is Blind. Look at Howard Wolowitz and Bernadette Rostenkowski."

"What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton? A Fig Newton is Force sensitive."

"What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"

"A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed."

"I have no idea who is gonna die first in this movie, because everyone is white."