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Joke of the Day
"One time the top popped off my blender when I was making a smoothie. So... Yeah Iceland, I get it."
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"Hi we're a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can't ever find our dog."
"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"
"everything in the world's horrible now not like the good old days of black plague, holocaust, atomic bombs, holodomor, khmer rouge, crusades"
"How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children? You put a guitar in his hands."
"My 40 yard dash time: 5.5 My 40 yard dash time after seeing my gf with my phone in her hands: 4.3"
"BEST vine with nigga - chocolate milk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JZfR4PwIbs"
"Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album? It's called al-gore-rhythms."
"My gran'dad made moonshine and died at the ripe old age of 38... Ellen Degeneris"
"I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers. iSlam"