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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Al Gore's new electronic / R&B album? It's called al-gore-rhythms."
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"What did the proctologist do to those poor people's butts? He rectum."
"wish I never spent that $20 my grandma gave me when I was 12, I could really use it right now"
"I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump. This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Free World."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian"
"What do Michelle Obama and the lead singer of The Police have in common? They're both similar to insects! (FLOTUS like a butterfly, Sting like a bee)"
"A zombie visits the Dry Cleaners. He shuffles up to the assistant behind the counter, holds up his dirty underwear and says... ""STAAAAINNNS! STAAAAINNNNS!"""
"Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick."
"Stranger adds me to facebook *has a panic attack* Creepy as hell stranger follows on twitter *does victory dance*"
"Remember to crowd around the baggage carousel like it's armageddon and the bags are the last remaining food items on earth, you animals."