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Joke of the Day
"I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers. iSlam"
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"I just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Now he'll never have any friends."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"I don't have to be attractive. I am an asshole. Women swarm to me."
"I'm not the girl you should put on speakerphone."
"Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of! Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!"
"What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party? He gets the cold shoulder."
"If a British person calls 911 and says, ""It's a bloody mess"" how does the operator know if there's blood or the person is just being British"
"What do you call it when an employee poops in the food at a Chinese restaurant? Shitty wok"
"Everyone uses body wash these days. What happened to good old-fashion soap? Is it too basic?"