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Joke of the Day
"My gran'dad made moonshine and died at the ripe old age of 38... Ellen Degeneris"
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"(NEW YEARS) what did the rabbi say on New year's. ""f#ck that, happy **Jew** years!!"""
"""My computer just crashed"" is going to be a much more serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm"
"What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability? Yeah, I'm av**ale**able."
"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb, the other to hold the ~~penis.~~ ladder."
"Weed doesn't give me an attitude when I forget to pay the electric bill... I love you, weed."
"*walking with my girlfriend on a beach* *i get down on one knee* ""will you ma..."" *a dog walks past & farts so loud it drowns out my voice*"
"What do you call an African American astronaut? An astronaut you racist Jerk."
"What's the difference between Martin Luther King and Donald Trump? Martin Luther King had a dream and Donald Trump is a nightmare."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Mmm- Fuck."