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Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's least favorite sauce? Jus"
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"Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano? Having crabs on yer organ!"
"""Where's my money?"" - a loan shark ""Where are my friends? - alone shark"
"""Yo dad, did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?"" *dad checks & realises his mistake* ""you know what else isn't in here son? Adopted"""
"What's Trump's Secret Russian Code Name? Agent Orange"
"How to win the war on drugs... 1) legalize all drugs. 2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service."
"Wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind. It's too cheesy."
"Did you guys here about the kidnapping earlier today?! He woke up at about 1 o'clock."
"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."
"What kind of dog can you milk? A titbull."