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Joke of the Day
"Whats the age of consent in Thailand? 50$"
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"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."
"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."
"Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""
"If my name was Richard I would become a professional photographer and call my company Dick Pics"
"I like my wine like I like my girls... Eight to ten years old, and kept in my cellar."
"I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won't find them."
"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."
"You cannot taste me until you undress me. Sincerely , Banana"
"Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap. Because They're Dead. :)"