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Joke of the Day
"You cannot taste me until you undress me. Sincerely , Banana"
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"*Someone sends me a 4 minute video* me: [42 seconds later] wow that's so awesome thanks for sharing!"
"Damn girl, are you Obama? Cuz you know all my passwords, look through my phone, and spend my money on useless shit!"
"I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it."
"My love for you is like diarrhea I just can't hold it in"
"The Welsh were among the first to use sheep intestines as condoms.... The English perfected them by removing them from the sheep before using."
"LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna ""repair that""."
"To the guy who invented zero... Thanks for nothing."
"A new girlfriend asked me ""How did you manage to stay single for so long?"" Single Handedly"
"What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking? Stranded!"