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Joke of the Day
"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."
Next Joke
"Few things more demoralizing than saying ""excuse me"" to a mannequin."
"Helped my son flush his betta fish today. He asked ""Dad, does God love bettas?"" & I said ""Dunno, son, ask him after we flush you."""
"Joe Biden marries two gay white house officials at his house. His wife isn't happy."
"What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea? A good start."
"[Job Interview] HR : What do you consider your biggest weakness? Me : (pulls out machete) *whispers under my breath ""I can't forgive people"""
"Cecil the lion's brother was just poached in Zimbabwe That family is like the Stark family of the animal kingdom"
"Ukraine asks Russia to leave... Russia replies, ""Crimea river."""
"I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around"
"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."