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Joke of the Day
"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? "
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"What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."
"My wife used to get so fat that she had to go to the hospital; then a person would fall out of her. That doesn't sound normal."
"What is a Jewish delima? A free ham."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture."
"[Girl takes off her clothes] ""You have had sex before right?"" [Me, in a suit of armor & holding a cauliflower] ... ""no actually"""
"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."
"What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common? They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing."
"What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch? 30 minutes."
"My friend came over and left his laptop on the floor. My mother thought it was a scale. Conclusion: My mother weighs 950 dollars."