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Joke of the Day
"When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again Re morse"
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"Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster."
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"Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers."
"You cannot run through a campground You can only ran, because it is past tents"
"A man in Phoenix accidentally shot himself in the leg while in line at Walmart on Saturday. Or, as they call that in Arizona, ""taking a selfie."""
"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"Why did Moby Dick join a heavy metal band? He could really whale."
"I was told not to say the word ""Hell"" and should say something else instead... So I said, ""How about H E double dildos."""
"Soooo.... I was fucking this guy in the ass and I went for a reach around and the faggot had a boner"