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Joke of the Day

"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture."

"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome"

"What Does a Man With a 12 Inch Cock Have For Breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg."

"Whether you believe in evolution or not, one thing is certain... Human ancestry's pretty fishy."

"If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus Then Jesus is doomed, because even if he blocks the kamehameha, it would spill through the holes in his hands."

"You know why matter is fond of using the metric system? Because a lot of it is Pro-ton"

"A customer walks in to a chemist's. ""I would like some deodorant please"" The chemist replies ""Ball, or aerosol?"""

"I wish I was born in a year ending in zero so it'd be easier to remember how old I am. Thanks for following."

"Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam."

"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"