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Joke of the Day

"What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common? They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing."

"We will always be important enough to fit into someone's motive. However, that is not the kind of importance we want to carry around"

"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and... A lifetime ban from the New York City zoo."

"My girlfriend has just bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta."

"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"

"Life would be so much easier if it had an unfollow button."

"What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd? He fry through it!"

"If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive? America"

"What is the #1 book that teaches you all about business The Book of Job"

"Do you know how long it's been since I've had an erection? About 8 inches."