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"My black friend got offended when I told him a racist joke I told him to lighten up"
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"It took me 4 attempts to type ""my dignity"". Autocorrect kept changing it to ""HAHAHAHAHAHA"""
"My girlfriend wants me to talk dirty during sex, but I feel weird swearing at a 12 year old."
"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""
"A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum... The doctors described his condition as stable."
"What do you call a fat kid with red hair and a eye patch? Names"
"I read somewhere that Alligators only have to eat once every three weeks... if only that Disney Alligator could have waited one more day."