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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fat kid with red hair and a eye patch? Names"

"So a roman walks into a bar Lifts two fingers and say ""five beers, please"""

"I used to find window shopping depressing..... then I visited Amsterdam."

"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on? Namaste (nah-ima-stay)"

"What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students? A PDF file."

"My gf broke up with me. She thinks that I am childish... So, I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away."

"whats the difference between a Ferrari and 5 dead children? i dont have a Ferrari in my garage."

"I'm looking for the funniest short joke ever Not short as in small, short as in short"

"If anyone asks, I'm drinking all this wine to collect corks for a pinterest project."

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? ""None of your damn business. Am I being detained?"""