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Joke of the Day

"""open up, this is the police!"" ""well, I've felt alone since my girlfriend left me, I'm sad all the time-"" ""no the door open up the door"""

"If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard how many hours would it take three pigs? None because the six pigs have already eaten them all."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."

"Chinese elders dildo SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY"

"What kind of tea do koalas drink? Euca-lipton"

"Want To Hear A Knock Knock Joke? 2 Guys Walk Into A Bar"

"If mankind has learned one thing from human history, I'd be stunned."

"How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne? It's when the blind try to read your face."

"Cop: You were speeding. Me: Objection your honor. Cop: I'm not a judge. Me: Permission to approach the bench. Cop: What? Me: Sustained."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up her ass"