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Joke of the Day

"Irish Nessie Over in Ireland, in a lake near Dublin, thay have their own Nessie. It's a monster that likes to ring doorbells. It's a knock-less monster."

"Social butterfly? Nah. I'm more like a social Sasquatch. Some people swear they've seen me, but no one really believes them."

"My friend told me his favourite word was 'many' It doesnt mean much to me..."

"Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic? It's called Crystal Meh"

"[Weasel & mink are cuddling, watching a nature documentary] Narrator: ...the mink, a close relative of the weasel Weasel: Oh no Susan oh god"

"He used to be Hand Solo Then he gave Leia the D."

"Why Does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients."

"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."

"Chuck Norris can speak braille."

"I was hoping to be friends with benefits.. because my health insurance sucks!"