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Joke of the Day

"Our gold fish jumped out of his tank and the dog ate it.....I feel like there is a life lesson here but don't know what it is."

"House Painter I was a house painter for five years, I never thought I was going to get that house painted."

"My friend fell into the gelatto machine. Ice creamed in terror."

"What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull? The pit bull will eventually let go."

"Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China? They ate all the dinosaurs"

"In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!"

"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""

"I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car."

"Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods I guess."