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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when an amputee does Karate? Partial Arts! :)"
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"weed is a gateway drug. cocaine's a compaq drug. ecstasy is made by hp. heroin is from the guys that do the plastic computers in model homes"
"I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. This is my 12th dog."
"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."
"The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros."
"What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee."
"a misunderstanding teacher to class: can anyone use the word fascinate in a sentence? little johnny: my sister has ten buttons on her shirt but she can only fasten eight"
"What's worst than fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring inside."
"FOR THE LAST TIME, MY EYES ARE UP HERE I yelled at my gynecologist"
"Two cannibals, father and son, catch a blonde The son ""Dad, will we take her home and eat her?"" Dad ""No, we will take her home and eat your mom."""