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Joke of the Day
"What's worst than fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring inside."
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"The United Nations is like a black father You know it exists but it's just never there when you need it ."
"I don't care what you say about vacuum cleaners They still suck Just like this joke"
"This gave me a small chuckle this morn. knock knock -who's there rupert murdoch -rupert murdoch who? i don't know what you're talking about"
"Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed."
"What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella? Wet. Source: me, now."
"I wear a stethoscope, so that in the case of a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions."
"Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!"
"What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry ;-;)"
"I told wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back. Apparently you shouldn't say that to a woman with alopecia."