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Joke of the Day
"I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. This is my 12th dog."
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"""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Me: ""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Her: ""I don't know"" Me: ""Want to come over to my house for lunch?"""
"Movie Idea: Lohan. Bynes. Statham. DEATH RACE 2"
"What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter!"
"*gets caught breaking into used car lot* *desperately attempts to blend in with inflatable arm flailing tube men*"
"Having kids means you'll have a lot of interrupted conversa--"
"A female contestant is on Wheel of Fortune. ""Give me a D"" she says. ""She wants the D"" Pat Sajak says & then high fives the camera man."
"This will make you groan.. I like to travel a lot, and last year I flew and visited Hiroshima, Japan. It was fairly cold that day so it wasn't the best day, but it wasn't the worst...."
"chemistry a male and female atom are in a bar. the male goes to the female and makes a terrible pickup line for her. somehow it worked and it didn't take long for the chemistry to start."
"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."