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Joke of the Day

"I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. This is my 12th dog."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"

"What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"

"I throw my poop to birds to give them a taste of the parallel universe."

"Monogamy is difficult. I can't get one girl to have sex with me."

"I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting."

"A friend wanted ""cold hard cash"" for his birthday So I gave him a $20 bill inside of a chunk of ice."

"Make sure to pay your Exorcist on time, because otherwise... ...They'll repossess your home."

"What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity? Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse."

"What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes? Karma, Whores."