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Joke of the Day
"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."
Next Joke
"*in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses to turn back into glasses* i'll see you ladies inside"
"Offensive middle eastern joke. What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam? A turk."
"If Sesame Street were real, and I went there, and I saw those things, I would shit my pants."
"My friend said to me, ""I'm going to dress up as an island near the bottom of Italy"" I said ""Don't be so silly."""
"Sorry I moaned seductively while eating a Gogurt at your bible study group."
"My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke..... in which I talk about having a wife."
"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."
"What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith? There isn't one."
"What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."