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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It goes by faster if you're fat."
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"Christopher Walken does one of the top seven Christopher Walken impressions I've ever heard."
"Why would America make the bald eagle its national bird when all they do is attack things and fly away and nevermind I think I get it now."
"What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife? She went to the battered women's shelter"
"Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober"
"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."
"Even the worst hangover wears off by 5:00. Coincidence? I think not."
"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"
"Why is peter pan always flying? He never lands."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""