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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife? She went to the battered women's shelter"

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"What do a walrus and a tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"I'm a Jack of all trades But a master of pun."

"I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly."

"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"

"Dove is supposedly 1/4 moisturizing cream, but this one seems like it's at least 80% bones and feathers."

"If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, ""Nature photographs."" Thanks."

"Political Correctness is out of hand You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""

"I just got my medication for my depression. I'll kill myself if I don't take it."