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Joke of the Day
"What is a physicist's favourite food? Fission chips."
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"So I'm having sexy times With my girl when I stop and hold perfectly still. She asks ""what are you doing?"" I say ""it's a new move I learned on the Internet, it's called buffering!"""
"What is an epileptics favourite food? Seizure Salad"
"getting sick of watching movies where johnny depp dresses like a hobo. I blame him for russel brand"
"Why did the minus sign run for office? To make a difference."
"""The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That is Cole's Law."""
"""I hate this quilt."" - my wife, a person capable of hating a quilt"
"My life these days is basically the ""before"" segment of an infomercial for a revolutionary new mop."
"I'm starting a tent business. My first sales event will be called the ""Tent Offensive"""
"Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi"