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Joke of the Day

"Your momma so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown... and one says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"I asked my girlfriend for directions while she was giving me head she looked up and said..""You need to get off in 2 kilometers"""

"All that voted for Brexit should be jailed for pedophilia... Because they want to fuck an entire generation of kids."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"I tried changing my Facebook profile to the tricolour French flag.... but I preferred the traditional All White French Flag"

"The Chipotle I went to apologized for not having any lettuce today. I said ""It's cute that you think I'm here for that."""

"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"Do Muslims scream Allahu Akbar when they blow their load into a goat? No, they just whisper it so the goat doesn't get startled."

"I've got a friend who's a female private investigator. Or gynecologist, as she likes to be called."