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Joke of the Day

"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"

"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."

"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."

"What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus."

"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops."

"""Could you eat scrambled eggs even if you had no saliva?"" and other things my wife did not want to talk about at brunch"

"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"Today is Short Girl Appreciation Day... (NSFW) and I don't get it. I appreciate short girls every day; sometimes twice!"